#Television Don’t buy a vowel! 19 Jan 2016 by Keith Parnell /*php echo intval($comment_number);*/?> Why do these nincompoops buy vowels from Vanna when they have no freakin’ money? I can see the ad now: “Wanted. Game show contestant with no commonsense.” Comments Other Related Insights: Newport News on Wheel of Fortune Robert and Shannon from Newport News are on Wheel of Fortune tonight. Nice representin' the hood.